Today i witnessed some classic old school flirting technique and probably the lamest i have ever seen in a long time. It was clearly executed out of desperation and despair.
Old man: its really cold here...my hands are freezing
Crowd: ....(silence)
Old man: Uuu my hands are really freezing..
The chick: Really?
Old man: Yeah...try touching it...
The chick: Trapped into the situation...she raised her hand to feel his hand..
Old man: Grab her fingers instead and look her direct into her eyes and said..
Old man: Your hands are really soft..
Kweng kweng kweng!
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