Another random thought that i think everybody can relate to. Any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental..i think : ) Look around and see if you can spot some...i am sure there are more out there..please contribute if you got any additional ones..Enjoy and have a g`day!
Cheers!
The Borrower: Always takes things from your desk, bite em, chewed em and claim that it is his/hers or if you are lucky return it back to you..yikes!.
The Loud Speaker: This type talks so loud on the phone that you, too, know what his grandmother is cooking for dinner.
The Slow Mo: Takes an hour to explain something that should take a minute. A fantastic candidate for soap drama...The bold and the beautiful?
The Noisemaker: Whistling, tapping, sneezing, slurping, chewing, humming or performing some awful impression at all times.
The Know It All: As the name suggests, a walking Encyclopedia. Puts in his 2 cents in all conversations, even if he’s not involved. And he’s always right, or else he’ll keep talking. So, just agree with him.
The Complainer: Usually a veteran sitting in the same job for a long time. Frustrated due to some office politics and decided to be the voice of doom for the company. Spends the entire shift complaining —about co-workers, about their coffee, workload, management, corporate policies. Yet he’s worked there for years and probably will never, ever leave.
The Gossip: This type usually move around from groups to groups and specialize in intercepting confidential memos or phone calls. Usually knows the latest scoop, —but if not, makes it up
The Breather: Has perpetual bad breath and needs a mint especially after 2 p.m.
The B.S.er: Is master of the universe, loudly announces huge plans —but gets nothing done.
The Echo: Also known as the Tape recorder. Thinks your idea sounds better coming out of her mouth. An excellent paraphraser.
The Snitch: Your boss eyes and ears. Constantly provide random feedback on who is not changing the toner, isn’t pulling his weight on projects, who left their prints on the printer or taking one too many personal calls.
The Sniffer: The girl (or guy) with too much perfume/cologne..dot dot dot.
The Auto Forwarder: No matter how funny the e-mail joke from your brother-in-law is, no one in the office really cares.
Cheers!
The Borrower: Always takes things from your desk, bite em, chewed em and claim that it is his/hers or if you are lucky return it back to you..yikes!.
The Loud Speaker: This type talks so loud on the phone that you, too, know what his grandmother is cooking for dinner.
The Slow Mo: Takes an hour to explain something that should take a minute. A fantastic candidate for soap drama...The bold and the beautiful?
The Noisemaker: Whistling, tapping, sneezing, slurping, chewing, humming or performing some awful impression at all times.
The Know It All: As the name suggests, a walking Encyclopedia. Puts in his 2 cents in all conversations, even if he’s not involved. And he’s always right, or else he’ll keep talking. So, just agree with him.
The Complainer: Usually a veteran sitting in the same job for a long time. Frustrated due to some office politics and decided to be the voice of doom for the company. Spends the entire shift complaining —about co-workers, about their coffee, workload, management, corporate policies. Yet he’s worked there for years and probably will never, ever leave.
The Gossip: This type usually move around from groups to groups and specialize in intercepting confidential memos or phone calls. Usually knows the latest scoop, —but if not, makes it up
The Breather: Has perpetual bad breath and needs a mint especially after 2 p.m.
The B.S.er: Is master of the universe, loudly announces huge plans —but gets nothing done.
The Echo: Also known as the Tape recorder. Thinks your idea sounds better coming out of her mouth. An excellent paraphraser.
The Snitch: Your boss eyes and ears. Constantly provide random feedback on who is not changing the toner, isn’t pulling his weight on projects, who left their prints on the printer or taking one too many personal calls.
The Sniffer: The girl (or guy) with too much perfume/cologne..dot dot dot.
The Auto Forwarder: No matter how funny the e-mail joke from your brother-in-law is, no one in the office really cares.
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